George's Inability To Speak Sensibly (or Truthfully)

How embarrassed can you be, as a citizen of the United States, to have the words of your president quoted all over the world, especially in the world of your only, last, ally Great Britain?

 

In a news report that went throughout the British Isles, our right reverend and Christian Prez rambled on ad nauseam about how he’s protecting heaven and earth from the infidel terrorists, and how he, practically single-handedly, is “finding terrorists and bringing them to justice,” though it seems to all who can read, that it is only other countries who actually find terrorists. The only ones Prez can find, are in the White House. England, Italy, Spain and Jordan actually find these terrorists, all the Prez does is use a dragnet and pull in myriad probably innocents.

 

But, back to the embarrassment: when the Prez of the U.S. speaks, we wish he spoke like an adult who had actually mastered the rudiments of grammar and elocution, as opposed to the drivel of an uncouth brat. In talking about the “black sites” that the entire world is aware of and investigating, this brat said: “We do not torture and therefore we’re working with Congress to make sure that as we go forward, we make it more possible to do our job.”

 

Logorrhea? Not only non sequitor, but totally risible and nonsensical. What in hell was the guy trying to say? And therefore? And therefore what? Sorry Georgie, but I think Ana Nicole Smith could have put it better, and not embarrassed us in front of the whole world for such puerile lack of language arts.

 

Editor, The Grindstaff Chronicles